Get some Fresh Air

Okay calm down.The title doesn't mean that you look sickly and pale, although if you keep reading this blog you may end up that way. What I mean is that it's time to take her on a special walk through someplace to get to know her a little better. I think it may be good for both of you.

Some really special places that you can take her are: (remember this place has gotta be a reflection of your opinion of her)
-A bustling carnival full of scary clowns that gawk at you and try to impress you by blowing their fake noses
-A calm lake, filled with blood-sucking leeches and teeming with crocodiles, preferably hungry
-A jungle with quicksand and fire blowing plants, maybe even some rodents of unusual size
-A closed warehouse stocked with old toilet bowls and used toilet paper
-A canoe with lots of really big holes, and some worms and hooks for fishing
-A cow farm with lots of gutters and grates and pitchforks and manure... lots of manure
-A zoo without bars or gates or cages (my favorite by far) bring shotguns for even more fun
-An anatomy class with a full human body dissection session done by the nerdy professor who makes squishing noises while he cuts the body up

This could be the nice lake you take her to

A cow farm with "romance" written all over it

I spared you the horror of a human body being dissected-- but seriously, romance!

All of these will really impress her, and tell her you think highly of her. If you lose her this time, she doesn't deserve you at all, and it's for the better. Kinda like evolution, the dating of the fittest. If she gets eaten at the zoo because she doesn't know how to fight off a score of gorillas then she's not fit enough. Or if she falls into the lake and is quickly ripped to shreds, same deal. Live and forget. She's not worth it anymore (unless you happen to be the nerdy professor, then you can just use her for dissection purposes)